What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:47

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
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Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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